This is my version of a writing exercise I once gave my students :) It's very therapeutic!!!
Eat Pringles for breakfast
Listen to loud music when my children want peace and quiet
Drink a bottle of wine every night
Ram into cars that do less than 110kmh down the southern outlet
Accept free tickets to bands from young girls
Burn students’ assignments because I can’t be bothered marking them
Go swimming at the gorge after midnight
Ignore my mother’s text messages
Flirt with hot guys because I am married
Run away to France for a year
Keep a dragon as a pet
Be facebook friends with students till Dec 31
Make voodoo dolls of people
Eat my children just because they look delicious
Tell students what I really think of them
Buy myself Christmas presents
Buy a new Volvo V50 wagon
Marry Eddie Vedder … apparently ? (well, maybe I will)
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